RUDECALLS.COM - We Say The Shit You Can't

Tired of that whiny bitch at the bar?
Sick of taking shit from assholes who think they're hot?
Want to tell your ex to go fuck themselves but can't stomach the drama?
Dreading firing that lazy piece of shit employee?
Need to dump that fat, annoying, worthless partner?

BUT YOU CAN'T DO IT YOURSELF?!
Too pussy? Too polite? Too chickenshit?

LET THE BRENT DO IT FOR YOU!

WE WILL CALL ANYONE, ANYTIME
AND STRAIGHTEN THEM THE FUCK OUT!

The Brent doesn't care what you think. Your opinion is dogshit to him.

The Brent cares more about that pot and pan on the kitchen counter than you. At least the cookware doesn't talk back.

The Brent thinks you should do some situps because you're fat as fuck. Yeah, you. Stop waddling and start moving.

The Brent wonders how you waddle that fatness through the kitchen door. Must be the lure of PB&J. Keep eating, tubby—we'll call your fat ass next.

No bullshit. No mercy. No apologies.
The Brent will roast them, humiliate them, make them cry like little bitches.
Explicit, savage, zero fucks given.

Or email The Brent directly:
thebrent@rudecalls.com
Tell him who to destroy. He'll handle the rest.